As most of you know, Mike and I are NSO's (non-skating officials) for Jet City Rollergirls. We attended a class on Wednesday to become certified (whatever that means in the realm of volunteer work).
Anyway, we were part way through the lecture when we took a dinner break. While everyone was milling around eating and chatting; a particular official (like THE official) who happens to be on the slightly arrogant side and while respected, isn't loved and adored by his peers, opened up his laptop to do I-don't-know-what.
As soon as he opened it (and mind you he is sitting directly in front and slightly right of me so I have a prime view of his every move) a loud and very graphic porno was playing! He closed his laptop quickly but the audio kept blaring away so he had to open it again (where we all got another eyeful) and he frantically tried to close the program and it took an agonizingly long time!
He finally got it shut, said "well, then" and told the fella next to him "I have a virus." During all of this, I'm turning beet red from hysterics, there are a couple of slack jaws, another friend is just enjoying the moment of pure torture for the guy at the helm, and Mike shouts "THAT is awesome!"
It's probably a good thing for him that he is in charge of the rest of us, or else his life would be sooooo miserable. Oh, the jokes he would endure.
{12.24.12}
11 years ago
2 comments:
That IS awesome! I think you still should give him crap. How can you resist?? LOL
Oh he's got a virus alright.
Hope your traffic was better that mine tonight. It took over 2 1/2 hours to bet home. Grrr, you're worth it.
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