Radish and Carrot Sittin in a Tree

But First... look what's back, a little different, but still. It's back!
The enemy has infiltrated the lair. She tasted their food, inspected their living quarters. She is the ultimate spy.

First there was Radish. And we love him so... but he was lonely during the day. And night.

So along came Carrot.

And Radish loves Carrot. I mean it. He L-O-V-E-S her. I think we will have little veggie-hybrids soon. Because Carrot is a lady guinea.

And believe it or not, she came to us already named Carrot. It was meant to be. It's giving the kids a good lesson in the birds and the bees at the very least.

On the way home from purchasing a(nother) cage:

B: This 2nd cage will be good to separate Radish from Carrot when they fight.

Me: Well that's not why we're buying another cage. And they aren't fighting.

B: Well why does he pick on her?

Me: Well... he's showing her who the boss. And I think he likes her.

B: Then WHAT is he doing to her?

Me: I think he wants to make a baby with her.

B: