Bob Barker PSA

We're watching a good friends two dogs again while he visits his daughter in another state. Molly the Bulldog is very stubborn, but otherwise a very sweet pooch.
Then there is Fat Boy (Fats for short).
He is a Pug. I like Pugs. But more specifically I like neutered pugs. Fats is not one of those Pugs. He is a humping, peeing, ball of nervous energy. I want to sneak him down to the vet and snip him.
And unlike my friend, I don't have the physical presence he has to curb some of Fats' behavior, add to that he is in a new environment (with another lady dog) and he's is a frothy mess.