Over eye caterpillars

I've been fighting a nagging headache that is unlike most of my migraines for the past 2 weeks. I keep getting stars every time I sit down. My boss (and eye Dr.) said that it was most likely a vascular issue. He asked what helped my headaches and I said "heat". Then he looked at all the hair on my head and suggested a hat (but we both wondered out loud how on earth I would need more insulation on my head with the amount of hair I have!). So Larry put me to bed last night with his ski cap on. I slept very cosily, and even hit snooze on my alarm twice.

Here's where my over-eye caterpillars come into play:

During the night the knit cap shifted around and I awoke to it sitting low on my forehead. When I took it off, all of my eyebrows had "hat hair" and were sticking out in every direction! I washed them, dried them, combed them, and they still were pointing every direction! So I started to get a little desperate. Then I had a bright idea: I'll take my mascara and lightly brush them in place, and the mascara will kind of hold them where they belong! Except my mascara is black. And I already have extremely dark brows. It looked ridiculous.

Some days I'm thankful I'm not overly vain. I had to go to work with crazy grandpa brows. It made my co-workers smile, so at least I have that.

Here is a random photo for the post. I told Brady I'd give him a quarter for the crank machine's at dinner the other night if he'd do this: