Ski to Sea team names

The results are in, that means finding out how well our friends did in each leg (nice work on the bike, Brooke!). And searching for the results also means laughing at all the creative team names.
Back before Costco sponsored their own team, their team name was "Our Members Come First" a little tongue in cheek about our customers as well as being an all-male team. But on to my favorites:

*Franks and a Bean (7 men, one woman)
*Well Hung Jury
*Kicked in the Nooksack (the name of a river around here and other things)
*Menaces to Sobriety
*REI Speedwagon
*Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot (WTF to the lay person)
*Wine before Ski except after Sea
*Sofa King Fast (the 12 year old boy in me likes this one)
*Lactic Acid Trip
*Unsafe At Any Speed
*Urine Trouble
*Octomom's Kids
*Undertrained and Overconfident
*The Costco Dogs (Costco's "other" team, an homage to the $1.50 deal)
AND
*Venus Envy (an all women team)