Happy Birthday, my sweet boy. I love so very much and I love being your mom.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Professor Allred hosts annual soiree
My little brother and my little mom.
One of our neighbor girls doing some damage on the skull pinata.
A slice of our little guests.
Ok, this is a cute picture of Brady, but before I cropped it or anything, I wanted you to look at the little girl behind him. She clearly isn't helping Brady, but she can't help herself!
Brady had his birthday party Sunday and he was surrounded by all that love him. Uncle Rich even drove all the way up from Lynnwood just to have a slice of pizza with him.
Larry slaved over making our Temple of Doom (it helped keep the yellow jackets out of the house) and we had a "Splat the eyeball on Indiana" game. I had a poster from the movie and found sticky eyeballs that the kids threw at the poster. Then we had an obstacle course. This is how it went down:
1. Kate kept the kids behind a curtain so they couldn't see out, and let them out in intervals.
2. Both Grandmas shot silly string (our version of poison arrows) at the kids as soon as they came outside and they ran towards me, where they
3. Had to jump over 2 alligators.
4. Then they ran to the "swamp" filled with snakes and had to fish out 3 gold coins.
5. Then they ran up and out our gate where Larry and my brother were rolling our exercise balls (the famous rolling boulder scene) at them.
6. Once they got past the boulders they got to excavate a diamond out of a stone, and that diamond was their currency to get to whack the pinata.
The kids had so much fun on the obstacle course (phew! And thank you to all the adults that helped with that!) they all ran it again. I think the silly string attack scared them the first time, but the second time they were ready for it.
We whacked a pinata and they filled their satchels with goodies (the goody bags were little satchels filled with a compass, magnifying glass, flashlight, jumping spider, flashing red light (just because they're fun), and chocolate.) Then they all had pizza, cake and ice cream. We tried to make everyone eat outside (to save my house and it was beautiful yesterday), but the yellow jackets are in the last moments of their season, so they're a little feisty.
We all had such a fantastic day surrounded by friends and family, it was very memorable. And wouldn't ya know it? About an hour after his party ended, Brady's tooth fell out! And he's got another tooth that will be gone in a week, I bet.
A lousy picture, but I was running up to him moments after his tooth fell out. It fell out at the top of our neighbors driveway and was afraid it was lost!
**Post Party note: As I was writing this post, I remembered that I forgot to put out the life-size cardboard cutout of Indiana Jones out for the party. What a friggin idiot! Wasn't this an Indiana Jones party? And I spent a few bucks for him too! Damn it! So now he is standing at the top of our stairs for Brady to see when he wakes up tomorrow, which is is actual birthday.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
I said he's not 6 until Tuesday!!!!
Apparently the tooth fairy doesn't read my blog. At 7am this morning Brady came bounding into my room exclaiming that he has his first wiggly tooth. And it is extremely loose, it just my come out today. B turning 6 just got a little tougher for me.
Girlfriends and prep work
Can you tell Brady likes raspberries?
"Mommy, take a picture of me!"
Duhduh duh duhhhh... duh duh duhhh (I'm singing the Raiders March aka theme from Indiana Jones, can't you tell?)
Friday, September 26, 2008
No Bunco.
Michelle(profile), Kate (our host), and Shu.
Oh, and I found out yet another thing that Kate and I have in common. We are both haunted by the same science film about frogs. I get this horrible goose-bump sensation whenever I think about it. I've had nightmares about it. I saw it in my Senior Advanced Biology class in high school, and it scarred me. So gross, I can't even type what it is. Ok, I will. For you. But trust me it doesn't do it justice. Maybe if you're braver than me you could youtube it or Google it, but I have no interest in EVER seeing it again.
The male frog collects his little frog eggs on his back and covers them with a slime that strongly resembles his own skin. Then when the little eggs hatch, they explode out of his skin, and the skin/slimey membrane crawls as they hatch before the explosion of little tadpoles. Disturbing.
Cool rocks
Last night Larry made these Treasure Stones for Brady's birthday party on Sunday. They turned out really cool. He put gems and cold coins inside for the kids to excavate at the party. After I have another cup of coffee and get my camera out, I'll post a picture.
My friend from college, Shu (shoe), arrived last night for a weekend visit. She lives in Salem as a ultrasound tech and has a hobby farm with her fiance. The last time she saw Natalie, she was about 4 months old and snoozing in my Bjorn. I can't wait for them to meet again (Natalie was asleep when we got home, and Shu is sleeping in, she works the graveyard shift, so she's also using this vacation to catch up on sleep!) Shu also has partial hearing loss, so my children running around the house this morning have not disturbed her. There's a bonus to being able to turn your hearing "off" (aides).
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
My dogs are barkin
Here's a picture for ya, Erin. It's tobacco colored like our living room floors, it flashed redder than they are. And you see why I need a dust ruffle (I ironed it, but we're too tired to lift our giant mattress tonight). And the paint will change soon, I promise!
Well, David Blaine is on TV, and he freaks my freak, so I've got to get back to watching him!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Freddie Corral
Forgive the crappy cell phone picture, but I really wanted to capture the scene. Last night Natalie and I made a trip to Fred Meyer to get Brady's birthday gift and grocery shopping done. She got herself dressed to go: Pink Cowboy boots, a patriotic striped halter dress (2 sizes too big), and her green Gap rainbow shirt underneath. Quite an ensemble.
We bought some TONKA wrapping paper ("Oh yes mom, put that is the cart right now! Brady will be so happy!) and on the way out to the car she snagged the roll out of my cart and rode it to the car. Complete with braying and galloping. Very cute.
Monday, September 22, 2008
4 weeks to go...
Long time friends: Chloe, Carly, and Ashley.
The venue for the celebration. Since we don't have Storks in the the NW, we kept teasing the little girls at the shower that this Heron was hear to check on the baby. We shooed him off as he was way to early to be delivering babies.
Carly and her step-daughter, Pearl.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Jungle Fever
Natalie tried desperately to take this photo herself. She couldn't accept the fact that her little arms just wouldn't reach.
My blue eyed girl (well bluish-greyish). And a little lip owie courtesy of her big brother. Natalie snapped this one of Gramma.
And this one is on my blog because my mother put a photo of me in my high school annual of me in a paisley sweater and groucho marx glasses on (and I was in the throws of puberty). There is a similar silly-faced shot of me that Natalie took, but I had too many chins so I'm not posting that one (2 chins is my online limit).
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Wash your cares away
When I got home from my first PTA event (signing people up for a rewards program), my son decided he needed to have a toy taken away. Then he decided he needed another toy removed. Then he decided that he wasn't going to have a time out in his room, so I chased him in there. Then my mom remarked "how do you not smack the crap out of him?" and I said... well, I don't want to say what I said, because it sounds awful, but it's the truth. Just know that I have never harmed my son physically, but somedays it's all I can do to not.
Anyway, his antics chased my mom out of here, and the downward spiral was continuing (my mood and his behavior). So I looked up the pools hours. No.
So I heaved our waterlogged hot tub cover off (note to self, go to Barron Heating and just buy another goddamn cover!) and the three of us got in. In the pouring rain. Which really isn't a factor when your sitting in 101 degree water. We played in there for well over an hour, I was giggling madly, the children were in hyterics and screeching with delight. It was just what we all needed.
I'm telling ya, if you're about to blow a gasket, head to a body of water. It works every time. Seriously.
Then I had a great talk with a college friend of mine, Jacqueline. She had a little boy, Sebastian, on the 15th and he joins his twin (2 1/2 year old) brother and sister. Jacqueline now has 3 under 3, after 4 years of trying to have children without success, her family now is bursting at the seams. Er, bursting at the pampers!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman around the house.
Wonder Woman is crafty.
Wonder Woman deflects bullets and suggestions for nap time.
Tee Hee
Years ago (like the late 70's) my mom was really into Jazzercize. Our family is REALLY into Halloween.
It just so happened that my mom's weekly Jazzercize class fell on Halloween one year. It's hard to wear a costume to work out in, so my mom decided to glue some "chest hair" on so it poked out from her leotard. Funny, right? Yeah, nobody laughed. Nobody said anything. But everyone stared.
Larry and I went to the bookstore after his birthday dinner (Big Fat Fish Co. Yummy) and I saw this for my mom. I thought it would look great under her postal uniform this year, don't you?
I snuck it into her house today, we'll see how long it takes her to find it and call me!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Our boy is growing up
Tracy and mine, that is. She emailed me tonight and as soon as I read "Senior Pictures" I started to cry. I cannot believe Josh is a Senior in high school. Wasn't I just a senior at SWHS? Oh wait, that was 15 YEARS AGO!!!
Anyway, click on the title of this post to link to view some of Josh's shots. Tracy, I DO expect a giganto photo you know. And some extras to scrapbook ;)
Today seemed like a pretty wonderful day. I got a terrific haircut today (if it wasn't 10:30 at night I might take a picture of myself for your viewing (dis)pleasure).
My son and I had a nice bike ride home together after school.
I had a nice visit with my friend Chris and her 3 children at Bloedel-Donovan park (with a surprise appearance by my mom).
I had a fun evening scrapbooking with my friend/co-worker Julie (and HI Stephanie!)
I found out my friend(maid of honor at my wedding) is coming up for a visit at the end of this month.
My BFF Jackie had a wonderful visit with her "estranged" sister. So wonderful in fact, that her sister is going to move out to the mid-west so they can be closer. She is thrilled. Jackie doesn't get thrilled by stuff like this, so I know this is a wonderful decision for her. Jackie called me while I was at Haggen tonight and my snarky side came out ( I can't help it when I'm "with" her). This lady, who clearly wasn't a parent was shluping around the grocery store in her red plaid flannel pj's and slippers buying 4 boxes of Kraft mac-n-cheese and about 6 jugs of cranberry juice. It was weird. And I had the urge to giggle at her. So I ran over 2 aisles to I could describe her to Jackie. She appreciates my love to laugh at people. I think she cultivated this quality in me, to be honest.
It's my DH's (does that mean Darling Husband in chat talk? I don't speak that language) 43rd birthday tomorrow! My neighbor gave me some apples from her tree, so I'm going to make Lar his favorite dessert: apple crisp. And then his mama is coming over so that he and I can go on a date. It's been awhile since we've gone anywhere together without children. I mean he's gone out and I've gone out, but we've not been out. A little dinner, maybe a move (Burn After Reading), and maybe a little sunset stroll on the boardwalk... Who knows.
Monday, September 15, 2008
Sunny Sunday
Sunday, September 14, 2008
A sham (but I'm still believing)
Several times a day my daughter showers me with love and admiration. "I love you, mommy" "You're the best mommy in the whole world" "I love you ever time, mom" and so on.
This morning she was playing in her room while I folded laundry and I hear her doll "Chou-Chou" (we pronounce it Shu-Shu, like my friend. I don't know if it's correct or not but I don't care). Chou-Chou is a talking doll. Sometimes she even talks en espanol. Then I hear the words (en ingles) "You're the best mommy in the whole world", "I love you, mommy", coming not from my daughters mouth, but from Chou-Chou's. Then Natalie quickly catches her faux-pas and says "You're the best mommy in the whole world too, Mama".
Man, it was like busting your parents being the tooth fairy or something. It took the wind out of my sails that these words of admiration weren't original, but I know she believes them to be true, so I do too. I mean, who hasn't bought a Hallmark card to express emotion? Who hasn't sung lyrics of a song to a loved one? Who hasn't quoted great literature? So why can't Natalie quote Chou-Chou?
No picture of Chou-Chou, but here is the obligitory photo. Natalie appeared out of nowhere and told me to be quiet, her baby was sleeping. Upon further investigation this is what I found: Natalie dragged her cradle upstairs and into my closet to put her AFLAC duck to bed, using a kitchen towel as a blanket.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Ferndale Firefighters
Friday, September 12, 2008
OK, the September birthday rundown
Jen D: 3
Me: 4 (along with my old co-worker Carson, xoxo!)
Our neighbor's son Jack: 6 (cutest little red head!)
Dad: Sept 12
Terra: 13
Isabella (Natalie's fren): 14
Brenda: 15
Larry(and Victor and his twin Norman): 17
Jackie and Tim's wedding anniversary (had to throw this in there!) 18
Nicole (Brenda's daughter): 25
Jackie(Victors wife) 26?
Brianna and Joseph (Larry's cousin had her two children 10 years apart on the same day!) 28?
Brady:30 (he came almost 2 weeks early just to be a September birthday!)
And a fun fact about Larry's birthday:
He was born on the 17th at 5:17pm (which translates into 17:17 military time). Pretty cool, huh?
Glutton for punishment
Have you ever had a day like this and wondered why the hell you are doing what you are doing? Today is (was) my dad's birthday. Last night I recorded 102 minutes that changed America. Today I sat down while the kids are outside playing and start to watch it. Mournfully crying from the very beginning. About 14 minutes into it, my mom calls just to say hi and she snapped me out of it. I cried on her shoulder and griped all my gripes out and felt much better. But then I wondered aloud "why the hell was I watching that documentary today, of all days?" Not healthy!
But it's also a reminder of how much September 11 still impacts our lives. I live on the other side of the country and mourn still; watching this documentary made me ache for the people who were witness to it all.
Ah, tomorrow will be a fresh day. It's my longest (not oldest!) friend Terra's birthday (September is dripping with birthdays in my circle) and the newest branch of the library is opening down the hill from me, and we plan on attending the ribbon cutting!
Fill 'er up
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Crazy day.
"Ouch"
Natalie's pushing up her hair like a pinup girl (how else would you describe it?) "Smile, Mei-Mei (Daisy)!" I'll try to get a better pic of poor Daisy. She does, however, love her new hairdo.
Of course, this appointment was made after I made an appointment for Daisy to get groomed. In her older age, it is getting more and more difficult for her to groom her long hair, so I took her to NW Kennels, where Katie did a marvelous job, and they were all very friendly.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
My Little Epistle
Even though we aren't religious, I love the name of Natalie's preschool, it reminds me of "little pistol" which is what she is.
Brady chose to wait outside while I brought Natalie in to her classroom, it seems they've added/subtracted some features in the playground and Brady felt he needed to investigate (mostly the gigantic sand box that got installed over the summer). Brady was also kept company by a squirrel that kept trying to enter the foyer of the school.
Natalie was such a champ, she marched in and sat down next to Mrs. Ho (Oh, Natalie! It's so good to see you!), and did a quickie art project, suspiciously eyed the huge dollhouse (that a baby was playing with. Babies are not cool to my kids, they "suck on their toys") and then we were joined by Brady (who made nice comments about Natalie's classroom to her and was very much a nice big brother. Knock me over with a feather.) We headed over to the "Noisy Room", where Mrs Thompson was reading a story. Natalie snuggled right up in her lap and joined in.
The only shaky part was when two boys (isn't it always the boys?) were having hysterical fits when their parents left, it kind of unnerved the other children a little bit. And I saw one mom (who was VERY pregnant) having a really good cry over dropping of her child for the first time. Oh, if only I could be that sentimental.
NOPE.
After I dropped Brady off at school, I headed straight over to my favorite scrapbooking mecca, Treasury of memories and made myself some greeting cards. I didn't have quite enough time for a pedicure, so I went over to TJ MAXX and browsed. I haven't browsed in a long time. It was nice.
Maybe Thursday I'll get that pedi...
On having a girl
Our neighbor gave us some shoes that she had outgrown. Natalie has fallen in love with her high heels. I was admiring her outfit when she instructed me to take her picture. This is how she posed for her shoot.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Lake Padden
I call this one "Tutu Two-wheelin"
Guess who doesn't have a bike?
Lar, B, and Lucas taking the first spin around the lake (and B's first time in a small watercraft, can you tell?)
Lucas, Natalie, and Doug take their turn (you see, Maggie and I went out with Natalie before this photo was taken. I handed Larry the camera and suggested he use it. Do you see a photo of Maggie, Natalie, and me? Me neither. I swear there will be no documented proof of my existence, people will think I died during childbirth, there are so few photos of me).